29.3.12

Golden Age, TV on the Radio


When channel surfing in the United States during the middle of the day, especially in California, you see two things – soap operas in English and telenovelas in Spanish.  In Panama, you see something similar, but with a completely different feeling.  Panamanians are all about their telenovelas and missing a night is a cardinal sin.

When arriving in Panama, I tried really hard to ignore the telenovela.  When watching soccer or baseball at night with my host brothers, at commercials they would turn to Herrederos del Monte (Heirs of De Monte).  At commercials, I would go into my room and organize.  Meaning I would go in, read a bit, then come back out when the channel would shift anew.  Eventually, I became lazy and stopped leaving the room when they would change the channel.  Eventually, I started watching the telenovela.  And then, shortly thereafter, I became hooked.  Need proof?  I’m about to terrify you.

Herrederos del Monte is about a group of five brothers.  Their father died dramatically after remarrying an evil woman with an evil daughter.  Each of the brothers, like in any good telenovela, has their own relationship drama already, but adding in this new “sister” enhances everything.  The oldest brother, Juan, had been in a relationship with the daughter of a wealthy family, Julieta, for years, and they work together at the del Monte horse ranch.  The next brother, Pedro, is in love with Julieta.  The next fathered a child with a married woman, broke up her marriage and continues to sleep with her, even though he won’t marry her and is adopting her son.  Caspar (say that with a Spanish accent), the next brother down the line, is constantly ruining the relationship between a woman an her father.  Her father hates the del Monte family, for a long ago wrong, and when they decided to get married, he forced her to chose between him and her boyfriend.  In true telenovela form, she chose her boyfriend, and now feels terribly.

The main drama in the show, however, happens between Julieta, Juan and Paula, the evil sister.  Paula decided that she was in love with Juan, and from there, decided to break up the relationship between Juan and Julieta.  She succeeded, until Julieta realized she was pregnant.  Cue dramatic music.

Out of necessity – remember that Panama is still a religious country – Juan and Julieta get married.  Is that the end of it?  Of course not.  The night before the wedding, Paula and Pablo strike a bargain to break up the marriage and take the half they are in love with.  Paula promises she will seduce Juan, and all Pablo needs to do is show the tape to Julieta.  Juan comes home drunk from his bachelor party and Paula’s ready in his room, undresses in front of him and successfully seduces him for Pablo’s camera.

Immediately before the wedding, right before she is to walk down the aisle, Pablo shows Julieta the video.  She is shocked and hurt, but carries through with the wedding, saying it’s “for the baby”.  She waits a whole episode (these are shown every week night) before revealing to Juan that she knows.  He promises her it will never happen again, and even kicks Paula and her mother out of his house.  Then, dramatically, Julieta loses the baby.

She was never truly okay with Juan’s infidelity, and in the hospital, she tells him she doesn’t want to see him anymore – but not that she wants a divorce.  Instead, she begins a relationship with Pablo, since he never lied to her.  Paula moves right in on Juan.

Drama ensues every night with this show, and trust me, I’m watching the tamest (and least dramatic) of the telenovelas.  The one after has someone dying almost every night, the one after that has an evil twin and a good twin (how’s that for a cliché?) and the last telenovela of the night is about human trafficking.  Apparently it’s really good; too bad it’s past my bedtime.

I can’t wait until I can watch TV in English.

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